You've inspired me to respond using points:
1. We have more similarities than I thought, except I do believe in true love, and that religion as a whole does more harm than good.
2. Wow, lots of information to track you down and kil- I mean say hello.
3. This is super gross, but I used to do the nose sneeze thing too as a child. But not with grass, just sharp things. Then I discovered I have photic sneezing reflex, so all I have to do is look at a bright source of light, and I'll sneeze, which is a 1000x better than an orgasm.
4. Not with bread, but I routinely stick an ice cube or chunk of ice cream under my tongue and feel as it slowly melts. So satisfying.
5. Electricians should have a hierarchy. Like novices work at Corporal Electric, then as you go up you get Sergeant Electric, Major Electric, and so on.